The Kells pulled a new golden 'do out of his ass for the world to see and posted it on his Myspace page: His glow in the dark crispy bootleg Sisqo self gets a fat Hells No from me. But you decide...

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Janice Combs is back to reclaim her throne from the other fierce kitties who have been looking extra foolish these days: She hit up the Dress for Success Worldwide Gala in the NYC last night. Irony at its best.

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So Khia had a lot of time on her hands yesterday as she posted a few myspace blogs about folks. She blasted Trina about her album release, weight loss, and Weezy leaving her:

WHAT DA HELL IS BOBBLE HEAD DOING ON DAT BITCH TRINA PAGE. CUZ ONLY A FOOL'S ALBUM WILL DROP ON APRIL FOOLS. DA JOKE IS ON ANYBODY WHO BUYS IT!!!yESSSSSSSS!!! DIS NUT BUCKET BITCH, DONE PROMOTED NASTI MUZIK!!! SHE DONE PUT POSTERS OUT WITH THE THUG MISSES NAME ON IT. THANK U BITCH!!! SOMEBODY DONE GAVE DIS HO COURAGE JUICE. I THOUGHT SHE LEARNED FROM THE DISS RECORD. HELL.... YALL SEEN WHAT HAPPENED AFTER DAT SHE LOST HER MAN...... FROM WHOM I HAVE EVER INTENTION ON MAKING MINE...... DATS RIGHT WEEEEEEZY!!!!!YESSSSSSSSS!!! THE QUEEN HAS CHOSEN. YALL AINT SEEN HER SHE DONE LOST WEIGHT AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS. THIS IS WRONG TIME FOR HER TO EVEN THINK TO PUT OUT A ALBUM. ALL I COULD THINK OF IS HOW SHE NEEDED TO CONTINUE WITH PEDIALITE AND ENSURE. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BREAST FEED DIS BITCH? OR SHOULD I DO IT SINCE MY TITTIES LOOK LIKE DEY SLEEP!!!! OR IS IT DAT IM DA ONLY BITCH DAT CAN PRODUCE SWEET MILK. ASK WEEEEEEEZY!!!!! I LUVVVVVVVV HIM. I WANNA BE HIS LADY!!!!!!!! YA SEE!!! DATS THE DIFFENCE BETWEEN ME AND DA BITCH TRINA!! SHE SINGLE AGAIN AND BACK ON DA PROWL. I WANNA BE WEEZY'S LADY AND HAVE HIS BABY. DA DIFFENCE BETWEEN QUEENS AND HO'S!!!! ALL MY FANS..... LETS ALL SAY IT TOGETHER........... THANK U TRINA FOR ALL DA PROMOTION!!!!!! PS. MS NIVEA...... GO BACK TO YA HUSBAND...... AND QUIT CREEPIN WIT MY MAN!!!! UR A MOTHER NOW!!!!!!! THUG MISSES "LIVE AND OUTLOUD!!!!!!!"""

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The tomfoolery literally makes my head hurt. And she continues the foolishness by STILL talking ish about Janet Jackson...

I guess the rumors about these two were right. Look at the f*ckery that hit up Club Noir in Atlanta last night: Not only did Lil Wayne and Nivea make a boo'd up appearance together, but they did it looking like foolywang material. Boo.

This ish is not a joke:
Apparently Angel Lola Luv has a new movie coming out called Crazy Like A Fox and I'd be surprised if it even makes it to Straight To DVD status. Somebody in the movie studio has to have some sense. But then again... There's really no other way to say it but this ish looks like an extra bad porno you demand a refund and some change for. I'm just sayin'...

Because Fridays were made for foolywang material: This type of ish makes my stomach hurt. This video by Shawty Putt called "Dat Baby" is utterly ri-damn-diculous. Of course Lil Jon makes this ish no better. As I do with everything from high ass gas prices to world hunger, I blame BET.

 

Guess who's performing semi assed out, but at least still wearing pantyhose and panties...