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Beyonce REVEALS How She MAKES LOVE To Jay-Z In "GQ" Magazine PHOTOSHOOT Video

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Beyonce's eye-catching February "GQ" cover had tongues wagging and now there's a video of her divulging (sorta) her lovemaking process with Jay-Z! Watch video from her "GQ" spread inside...

Beyonce made headlines with hersuper-sexy "GQ" cover earlier this month and now the magazine has released a sizzling video capturing the video shoot. 

She reveals that she and hubby Jay-Z often make love to certain music (maybe her own "1+1" track or a Luke James reference--who opened for her Revel performances last year--to his new song by that same name) saying, 

'If I'm scared, be scared, allow it, release it, move on. I think I need to go listen to 'Make Love to Me' and make love to my husband."

She also mused about the power and influence her music has saying,

'When I was writing the Destiny's Child songs, it was a big thing to be that young and taking control. And the label at the time didn't know that we were going to be that successful, so they gave us all control. And I got used to it. It is my goal in life to be that example.

'I now know that, yes, I am powerful. I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand.'

Watch fun footage from Baddie Bey's "GQ" Photoshoot Video with Terry Richardson here:

 

BONUS:

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Blue's mom instagrammed a shot of herself working on new music recently.  Are you ready for her Superbowl 2013 show?

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Oprah isn't going to be too happy about Beyoncé's new revealing nature. Uh oh...
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YOU A LAME WACK ASS BITCH!!! YOU GOT TO BE ONE TIRED HOE CAUSE YOU BEEN STALKIN MUTHAFUCKAS ALL DAY!!! WHAT'S WRONG? LET'S GET IT REJECTED YO ASS AFTER HE NUTTED IN YO THROAT, AND SENT YO ASS BACK INTO THE WILD, NOW YOU WANNA COME BACK AND FUCK WIT ME SO I CAN ABUSE YO ASS AGAIN?????I GOT A LITTLE FREE TIME SO LET'S GO!!!! WHY YOU SO INTO WHO I AM!!! HOW THE FUCK YOU GONE TRY TO FIND OUT WHO I AM, WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE????? WELL DON'T FRET MY PET, THE SURVEY SAYS YOU ARE FREQUENTLY SEEN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, YOU HAIRY ASS FUCK, WIDE AS THE SEA, AND YO TEETH LOOK LIKE YOU CAN RIP A GARAGE FULL OF RIBS APART IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!!!!!YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT, AND RAPE YO FELLOW MAN WHEN THEY BACKS ARE TURNED!!!! TOURISTS COME TO SEE YOU BUT ARE AFRAID OF YOU!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN TARGETED BY HUNTERS!!! NOW YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS BITCH, BUT JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT HUMAN!!!YOU SLOPPY FUCKIN VICIOUS BEAST!!!!!!!AND HOW THE FUCK A FAT BITCH GONE DARE GO TO A SITE ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS WHEN THE ONLY WEIGHT CHO BIG ASS EVER LOST WAS WHEN YOU RAN DOWN THE FUCKIN STREET TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH THE ICE CREAM TRUCK YOU OUT OF CONRTOL, HIGH CHOLESTEROL HAVIN BEAR!!! YOU SOUND STUPID , AND MUST LOOK EVEN STUPIDER!!!!! RENA'S A FAT WHITE WOMAN WIT A DAUGHTER!!! NO BITCH YO MAMA WAS A FAT WHITE BITCH WIT A DAUGHTER, HER MASTER IMPREGNATED HER AND LATER SOLD THE BABY INTO SLAVERY! SHORTLY AFTER SHE ESCAPED AND HAD TO LIVE ON THE MEANS STREETS OF BROOKLYN!!! AND THAT'S WHEN SHE MET HER PIMP DANTE!!! HE SENT HER DOWN INTO THE SUBWAY ONE NIGHT TO GET FUCKED BY THE MICE THAT RAN THROUGH FREQUENTLY!!!! WELL LET'S JUST SAY THEY DIDN'T WEAR CONDOMS, SO THEN CAME YOU!!! AND YOU YOU GREW UP TO BE RAT THAT CHU ARE!!! THEE RATCHETESS RAT EVER!!!! LEONARDO, RALPHEAL, DONATELLO, AND MICHAELANGELO AIN'T GOT SHIT ON YOU!!!!AND ONE THING I DON'T EVER HAVE TO DO IS HATE ON ANYBODY CAUSE I'M A BAD BITCH ON ANY GIVEN DAY OF THE WEEK. I CAN EAT 50 BURGERS, 1000 SLABS OF RIBS, 3 MILLION BUCKETS OF CHICKEN, 68 CAKES, AND A FUCKIN HOUSE AND STILL NOT BE AS BIG AS YO HUMONGOUS ASS!!!!!!! AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT SOME "TORI YOU NEXT SWEETIE" LIKE YO ASS JUST GOT ON HERE AND DID SOMETHIN!!!! YOU AIN'T DID SHIT BUT CONFIRM WHAT I ALREADY TOLD MUTHAFUCKAS, WHICH IS THAT YOU A PATHETIC CERTIFIED STALKER!!!!!! YOU SUCK, YOU SORRY AND YOU KNOW IT WHICH IS WHY YOU CLINGING TO BEYONCE, AND YOU CLINGING TO THIS SITE BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOU HAVE!!!!! YOU ACTUALLY CAME UP IN THIS BITCH LOOKING FOR LOVE FROM LETS GET IT!!! YO OWN MAMA DON'T EVEN LOVE YOU, AND YO DADDY TOLD HER TO GET RID OF YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN TOUCHED DOWN! HE EVEN OFFERED TO DO IT FOR HER, SO IF YO OWN CRACKED OUT, SELLIN THEY DAUGHTER PUSSY FOR ROCKS ASSES, DON'T LOVE YOU, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SOMEBODY FROM YBF WILL!!!!!!YO FAT ASS PROBABLY SITTIN ON THE COUCH RIGHT NOW SURROUNDED BY EMPTY CUPCAKE WRAPPERS AND CONTAINERS OF ICE CREAM TALKIN TO YOSLEF SAYING"HUMMMM, WHATEVER SHALL I SAY NEXT?? I'M GONNA WAIT UNTIL SHE MOVE TO THE NEXT POST AND FOLLOW HER IN THERE!!! AND BECAUSE SHE JUST EMBARASSED THE FUCK OUTTA ME, I'LL PROBABLY CHANGE MY NAME!!!!!BUT THIS TIME I'M GONNA KEEP IT REAL. MY NAME IS GONNA BE SHITBAG, AND MY AVATAR IS GONNA BE ...... WELL.....A SHITBAG!!!!!BITCH BOO, THEN BYE!!!!!!!!TAKE YO FAT ASS TO SLEEP AND WATCH YO COW ASS JUMP OVER THE FUCKIN MOON!!!!!!!
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LMFAO Every1 stay away from

LMFAO Every1 stay away from Rena1970's crazy heaux ass! She wishes she was Bey!! Google her username, shes an obese heaux that workouts her chubby fingers typin bout Bey all day longggg!! LMFAO U bishes KILL ME!! BWAHAHAHAHA! #TeamBey <3

ded @ her having gastric

ded @ her having gastric bypass on May 7, 2009 and saying she lost 90 lbs on a website when I googled her name. She must be a morbidly obese psycho! There are some crazy mofo's on this site and you can tell it by what they write on here- like SERIOUSLY PSYCHOTIC COMMENTERS..smh
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RENA RENA RENA, BITCHES CAN'T

RENA RENA RENA, BITCHES CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT RENA IN THEY MOUTH!!!! BITCH YOU CAN BE TEAM BE ALL YOU WANT BUT BEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHO ALOPECIA, BED SORE RIDDEN ASS!!!!! THE BITCH WOULD JUST LOOK AT CHO ASS KICK THE BUCKET!!!!SHE WOULD PROBABLY THROW YO ASS A SIP OF WATER IF THE CAMERA WAS ON THOUGH!!!! SHE A SELFISH BITCH AND SHE'S A FAKE BITCH, AND THAT SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH SELF ESTEEM YOU GOT TO GO WORSHIPPING THIS DING DONG!!!! YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T SHIT SO YOU GO AND ATTACH YO ASS TO SOEMBODY WHO YOU THINK IS!!!!AND BITCH THE ONLY THING OBESE IS MY MUTHAFUCKIN BANK ACCOUNT YOU FAT WAR HOG LOOKING MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!SUCK A DICK!!!!!!!AND HOW THE FUCK YOU GONE TELL VERYBODY ELSE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME, WHEN YO ASS STEADY FOLLOWING ME DUMB ASS!! YOU MUST WANT ME ALL TO YOSELF, HUH ROSIE ODONNEL????? FAT BITCH!!!!
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Hi Ladies, I too have been a

Hi Ladies, I too have been a long time gossip site browser & have witnessed all the woman-to-woman verbal abuse and like YHATE, I. Am petitioning that we start with our individual self & simply look @ the entertainment topic, comment on the topic, and refrain from commenting negatively on 1another. Again, I normally don't comment and won't reply to any replys. Just wanted u2 know how it looked from the outside looking in. And yea I knw it gets tiresome gettng cyber bullied but hell, if its that serious, LOG OFF, its not like ur gettng bullied face-to-face. U are CHOOSING it. Please stop. Let's just choose positivity :)
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Nutty Granny Tina Knowles,

Nutty Granny Tina Knowles, we know this is you. Only Bey Stans & Her Mommy can't handle this shit! !!!!!!!!!!!!
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I noticed RENA1970 doesn't

I noticed RENA1970 doesn't have an avatar photo so I took the liberty of finding one for her: http://chart1989.deviantart.com/art/REN-AND-STIMPY-114490378
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that was very funny. Ren and

that was very funny. Ren and skimpy were the dumbest cartoon characters at that time
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YOU WOULD YOU LAME ASS NO LIFE HAVIN ASS BITCH!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY CLIT AND STOP DREAMIN ABOUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!! YO DAY AIN'T COMPLETE UNLESS YOU GOT RENA IN YO MOUTH YOU FUCKIN LOSER!!!!! BITCH YOU WAKE UP THINKIN ABOUT ME, READ MY EVERY POST!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW THE FUCK I LOOK. YOU JUST WANT ANOTHER TOOL YOU CAN USE TO STALK MY ASS OUTSIDE OF THIS BLOG YOU DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE WIT RENA SLOPPY, SEWER BREATH NINJA TURTLE LOOKIN ASS BITCH!!!!! DONE RESPONDING TO NOBODY MUTHAFUCKAS!!! YOU WANT ATTENTION GET FROM SOMEBODY ELSE LOSER!!!!
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"Thou dost protest too much"

"Thou dost protest too much" - It's official struck a nerve. Go replace your catheter and poop sack that's what you're smelling. You didn't notice? It's been following you around all damn day; that and the bile on your breath. ☮♥☺!
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Not sure what she meant about

Not sure what she meant about being scared before sexing Jay...maybe an inside thing with them...Jay must be packing..lol.
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She's scared cuz no girl

She's scared cuz no girl wants to get fucked by a Camel (and HE wants the lights on too!!!!!!! Bey has NIGHT TERRORS from that shit)....................
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camels spit too Ugh! could

camels spit too Ugh! could you imagine a loogie hitting the back of your head during "intimacy"? I don't care about all the money in the world, it'd always be a NO with a mug like that...
Peace Silas's picture

No wonder she went Cray!!!!!

No wonder she went Cray!!!!! P.T.S.D. and Night Terrors!!!! He cheats on her ass too....so u know she has Herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........
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Guess that body wasn't photo

Guess that body wasn't photo shopped. whomp.
TrueThinker's picture

There should really be a cap

There should really be a cap on how much you can write in one post. Kind of like Twitter. Because all of these super long essays in all caps are really annoying and make it hard to read comments from people who are capable of getting their thoughts across in under a thousand words. Just something to think about.
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I like the fact that she's

I like the fact that she's being more open about her life even though she's being tore down daily by people. smh Do you Bey and don't lose ANY sleep because of haters! ~ @Thirdeye365
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THAT WAS SO DOPE

THAT WAS SO DOPE
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OH AND TO ALL YOU STUPID

OH AND TO ALL YOU STUPID MUTAHFUCKAS WHO THROWING BRICKS AND SHIT AND TORI, SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW LONG YOU BEEN READING THIS BLOG, IF YO STUPID ASS BEEN READING LONG ENOUGH, YO STUPID ASSES WOULD KNOW THAT BEEMA IS A CERTIFIED CYBER STALKER!!! SHE'S LONELY, SHE'S DEPRESSED, SHE'S UGLY,SHE'S FAT, SHE'S ILLITERATE, AND SHE HAS NO LIFE. SO SHE COMES UP IN THIS BITCH AND REPLIES TO EVERYTHING SOMEBODY SAY!!! EVEN IF SHE AGREES WIT THEM AND EVEN IF THEY AIN'T TALKING TO HER SHIT FACE ASS!!! CLEARLY SHE NEEDS FRIENDS!!!!! IF YALL WANNA HOOK UP WIT THE BITCH ON TWITTER AND FOLLOW EACH OTHER DO THAT, BUT DON'T COME UP IN THIS BITCH RUNNIN OFF AT THE MOUTH AND DON'T KNOW KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YALL TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!HALF OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS ARE ILLITERATE, LONELY, OR LEAVING COMMENTS IN BETWEEN GETTIN YO EYEBALLS KNOCKED OUT THE FUCKIN SOCKETS BY YO ABUSIVE ASS BABY DADDY!!! SO I WOULDN'T EXPECT FOR YOU MUTHAFUCKAS TO HAVE COMMON SENSE!!!!! I'DON'T KNOW TORI, AND SHE MAY BECOME ONE OF MY VICTIMS IN THE FUTURE IF SHE COME AT ME THE WRONG WAT, BUT AS FOR NOW, BEEMA IS A ANNOYING ASS BITCH!!! SHE CAME UP IN THIS BITCH STALKIN ME . SO I KNOW THE BITCH CRAZY!!!!!!!SHE FOLLOWED ME FROM POST TO POST JUST TO TELL ME SHE WASN'T READIN MY COMMENTS!!! THE BITCH IS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!!!SHE'S BI POLAR, SCHIZO, DELUSIONAL, AND A FUCKIN NUISANCE!!!!I REFUSE TO ENTERTAIN HER, AND WHEN TORI FIGURES OUT THAT BEEMA IS JUST A LOST CAUSE, SHE WILL DO THE SAME!!!!! I AGREE, THAT BEEMA NEED TO GO AND WASH HER ASS CAUSE ALL SHE DO IS SIT ON IT AND REPLY TO MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!! SHE'S SEEKIN ATTENTION BY ANY MEANS!!!!!! SHE FOLLOW MUTAHFUCKAS WHEREVER THEY GO. SHE WAS JUST UP IN THIS BITCH LOOKING FOR A LOVE CONNCETION WIT LET'S GET IT AND FORCIN A CONVERSATION OUTTA HIS ASS, LIKE ANYBODY HUMAN WANT WHAT THE FUCK SHE GOT!!!!!WIT HER UGLY ASS, LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT????????AND YALL" RIGHTEOUS" OH THIS NEEDS TO STOP, OH, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, OH WHY ARE THEY GOING BACK AND FORTH FACE MUTHAFUCKAS NEED TO LOG THE FUCK OFF PLAY ON TRAIN TRACKS!!!!!!! LIKE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! THIS IS A BLOG!!!!! YOU READ THE ARTICLE, COMMENT, AND THEN LEAVE! PERHAPS, COME BACK TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE VIEWS, BUT NOT REPLY TO EVERYMUTHAFUCKA LEAVIN A COMMENT, AND THEN FOLLOWING THEM TO THE NEXT!!! SO FUCK YALL, FUCK BEEMA, AND THE MUTAFUCKIN LIBRARY THAT'S ALLOWING HER TO USE THEY COMPUTER!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

LMMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!

LMMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!
Iridescent One's picture

You must be bored...get your

You must be bored...get your life.
Lola's picture

BITCH YOU BORED!!! I GOT A

BITCH YOU BORED!!! I GOT A LIFE!!! NOTHIN MUTHAFUCKAS LIKE YOU TRY TO BE A PARTY OF IT EVERYDAY!!!!! SPEAK WHEN YOU SPOKEN TO YOU USED, ABUSED AND CONFUSED LOW BUDGET, 5 LAYERS OF TEETH, POWER RANGER WATCHIN MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

Take your medicine...

Take your medicine...
Lola's picture

this can't be an adult.

this can't be an adult.
TrueThinker's picture

AND YOU CAN'T BE A REAL

AND YOU CAN'T BE A REAL MAN!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

either someone from this blog

either someone from this blog thinks they are real slick creating fake characters in the comments to entertain the simple minded or theres one person pretending to be a bunch of you. to ppl who think for themselves its really obvious who is playing games on here. may god give you something better to do with your time! ppl read this blog all the time but dont bother to comment bc its all a joke. you really think its not obvious that "tori" "beema" and a few others arent the same person?? you are so silly to waste your time trying to be build your own hype !
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"I'DON'T KNOW TORI, AND SHE

"I'DON'T KNOW TORI, AND SHE MAY BECOME ONE OF MY VICTIMS IN THE FUTURE IF SHE COME AT ME THE WRONG WAY..." lol I hope not! I try to ignore that TRANNY TROLLUP BEAST•MAN, but he just be irritating the f*ck out of me...I'm a work in progress, NOBODY'S PERFECT!
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What In The World Is Going On

What In The World Is Going On With Blue Blur's Mom? I've Heard Of Postpartum Psychosis, Maybe This Is What She Is Going Through. Ion Wanna Know How A Camel Chops Down A Human. Thats Just Nasty.
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THIS BITCH IS GONE!!!!!!!!!

THIS BITCH IS GONE!!!!!!!!! LIKE THIS BITCH IS WAILIN FOR HELP!!!!! YOU WOULD THINK THIS BITCH GREW UP IN FOSTER CARE COMIN UP, CAUSE HER ASS STARVIN FOR ATTENTION AND WILL DO AND SAY ANYTHING FOR IT AS IF THE FAKE PREGNANCY WASN'T ENOUGH TO PROVE MY FUCKIN POINT!!!!!I MEAN, IF WE DON'T TUNE IN, THIS BITCH IS LIABLE TO GO BUNGEE JUMPIN WITHOUT THE CORD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!! THE BITCH JUST MIGHT START SLICING SOMETHIN OTHER THAN APPLES!! BUT I SAY FUCK IT, HIDE THE KNIVES AND GET THE BITCH SOME HELP!!! AND BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT HIGH RATINGS AND HITS,!!!!!THEY FORCE THIS BITCH DOWN OUR THROATS LIKE A BIG DICK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO SWALLOW!!!!!! SO WE GAG, AND WE GAG, AND WE GAG SOME MORE BUT END UP SUFFOCATIN!!!! THE BITCH IS EVERYWHERE!!!!! WE LITERALLY CAN'T TAKE A BREATH WITHOUT HEARING OR SEEIN THIS BITCH NAME!!! AN IT'S NOT BECAUSE SHE HOT, IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID OF NOT BEING HOT!!!! AS SOON AS SOMEBODY ELSE START TO GET A LITTLE BIT OF SHINE, THIS BITCH START HAVIN A PANIC ATTACK, AND THEN HERE COMES THE ILLITERATE INTERVIEWS, THE ODD PICS, LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! BITCH MUTHAFUCKAS GOT CHO ASS DOWN LIKE THE FUCKIN DOUGIE!!! BITCH WE KNOW YOU!!!! AND WE KNOW THE LENGTHS YOU WILL GO TO KEEP THE PEOPLE TALKIN AND THE CAMERAS FOCUSED ON WHAT????? YOU BITCH! LIKE REALLY??? WHO IN THE HOG NUTS HELL DO YOU THINK WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW YO DOWN SYNDROM HAVIN ASS MAKE LOVE TO THAT FUCKIN CAMEL, IN YO CASE IT'S CALLED MATING!! AND PLEASE HELP THE PERSON WHO SEE IT!!!!! THE PARA FUCKIN MEDICS WILL DEFINITELY HAVE TO BE ON HAND! BUT THEN AGAIN, A FAT BITCH WILL PROBABLY BENEFIT FROM SEEING THE TWO OF YOU FUCK!!!! CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU THAT WHOEVER IT IS GONE LOSE ATLEAST A HUNDRED POUNDS INSTANTLY FROM THROWIN THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! GONE BE LOOKIN LIKE KAREN CARPENTER UP IN THAT BITCH!!!!!I MEAN IT AIN'T EVEN BEEN PROVEN THAT YALL DO FUCK, BUT JUST IN CASE, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT SHIT?????? LIKE, WHO SAY'S OH, I THINK I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS AND GO MAKE LOVE TO MY HUSBAND??????? BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINK!!! AND THE FEW TIMES THAT YOU FIGURED IT OUT, YO ASS ENDED UP IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN EMERGENCY ROOM!! I GUESS A DUMB BITCH REALLY CAN HURT THEY SELF WHILE TRYING TO THINK!!!!!! YOU BIG EDITH BUNKER FACE MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!! YA DINGBAT????? NITWIT! LOOSE SCREW!!!DUMBNESIAC, IGNORAMUS, MORON, NON-GENIOUS ASS BITCH!!! YOU ARE SO NOT THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT BULB IN HOME DEPOT AS I ONCE HEARD!!!!!!!!!AND I CAN'T EVEN DIAGNOSE YOU WIT AUTISM(EVEN THOUGH IN THAT FIRST PIC, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A SURE CASE OF IT) CAUSE THEY ARE A HELL OF A LOT SMARTER THAN YOU!! SO FOR RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST GONE GO WIT DUMB!!!!! AND HERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE I.... I...... AND MORE I'.......S!!!!!!! TALKIN ABOUT WHEN I WRITE THE DESTINY'S CHILD SONGS!!!!!! BITCH YOU CAN'T WRITE!!!! AND MICHELLE BEEN MEANIN TO TELL YOU THAT SHIT, BUT SHE BEEN TOO BUSY STANDIN BY HER MAN AS HE FIGHT THE CURRENT WAR TO KEEP GUNS OUTTA THE HANDS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!! IN OTHER WORDS, THE MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!I KNOW THIS, I'VE DONE THAT, I'M POWERFUL, I DESIGNED THE CITY OF HOUSTON! HELLO, MY NAME IS CHIQUITA AND I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BANANA!!!! IT WAS MY IDEA TO PUT THE SLED ON THE HOCKEY FIELD AND CREATE THE GAME THAT EVERYBODY LOVE WHICH IS FOOTBALL!!!!!!I PUT TOGETHER THE AIRBAG THAT DIDN'T SAVE PRINCESS DIANA!!I CREATED POPCORN AND WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY TO POP IT WIT ALL OF THE AIR IN MY HEAD! I AM CHRISTMAS!! I AM MALCOLM X, I DISCOVERED THE TSUNAMI! A TSUNAMI IS A BIG WAVE, AND I ALWAYS WAVE MY HAND AT JULIUS WHEN I'M READY FOR MY UMBRELLA!!!!!!EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE SAY MY WEAVE LOOK DRY, I CAN'T STAND FOR IT TO GET WET!!!!! ALSO, I KINDA LIKE MY HAIR BEING DRY AND ALL!!!!I THINK IT'S "BEAUTIFUL"!!!! I LIKE BEING POWERFUL AND STARTING FIRES IN CALIFORNIA AND SHIT, SINCE I CAN'T SEEM TO START ONE IN MY BEDROOM WIT JAY!!!! THE REAL TRUTH IS , JAY'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME ANYMORE! NOT SINCE WE HIRED THE NEW POOL BOY!!!! I THINK JAY'S RELLY FEELIN HIM!! JAY TOLD ME HE BLEEDS BLUE, AND THAT'S ALL THE POOL BOY WEAR! SO I GUESS HE WAS TELLIN THE TRUTH, SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAPABLE OF DOING!!!!AFTER ALL, I DO HAVE TYPE 3 LIABETES!!!!!!!!YOU KNOW. A RARE FORM!!!!! LOOK AT CHU IN THAT LAST PIC!!! SO PASSIONATE WHILE SINGING OTHER PEOPLE SHIT!!!YOU A DELUSIONAL ASS BITCH!!!!!! AND YOU ABOUT AS SEXY AS HALLE BERRY WAS WHEN SHE WAS LOSING ISIAH BITCH!!!!! AND SMOKIN ON THE SAME SHIT!!!!!! AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY TIMES YOU DECIDE TO SCREAM ON A TRACK, OR HOW MANY GIRLS RULE THE WORLD SONGS YOU MAKE , THAT SHIT CHU DO AIN'T INFLUENTIAL!!!! IT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!AND PLEASE RETURN BLUE!!!!! GIVE CARLINA WHITE BACK TO HER FUCKIN MAMA YOU NUTTYLICIOUS ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

Well alright! LMAOOOO!!

Well alright! LMAOOOO!! #FLATLINED!! =D
Iridescent One's picture

*blink blink* O_0

*blink blink* O_0
TrueThinker's picture

1)We'll be holding a prayer

1)We'll be holding a prayer vigil for you tonight.... 2) I pray ybf turns I.P. in to the feds...you're clearly obsessed.... "Aint nobody got time for that"! in my Sweet Brown voice.
VIRTUOUS1's picture

BITCH DON'T HOLD A VIGIL FOR

BITCH DON'T HOLD A VIGIL FOR ME, HOLD IT FOR YO UGLY ASS SON WHO WAS KNOCKED OFF BY YO CRIMINAL ASS BOYFRIEND WHO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM CAUSE HE GIGGLED IN HIS SLEEP WHILE YOU WERE WORKIN THE LATE NIGHT SHIFT AT TACO BELL YOU 0.29 CENT AN HOUR MAKIN ASS, TOILET CLEANIN NOBODY ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!! AND SPEAKIN OF I. P??? THAT'S WHAT YO SON SAID, I PEED RIGHT BEFORE YO DUDE PICKED UP THE BARBECUE GRILL AND KNOCKED HIS EAR OFF!!!!!!!!!AND THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO???????? NOT CHU BITCH!!!!YOU CHILD WELFARE ENDANGERING ASS BASTARD!!!
Rena1970's picture

When I see this s#!t I cannot

When I see this s#!t I cannot help but envision a woman heaving and sweating uncontrollably over a busted 1990s computer with pulsating protruding veins in her neck and forehead, blood vessel ready to pop at any second, wild bloodshot eyes, grinded teeth, and several bald spots in her head. Notice it’s ALWAYS a Beyoncé post, the chick is obsessed. She seriously sounds like she needs to be locked in a padded room with the key thrown out because the s#!t just doesn’t make sense.
Peace Silas's picture

LMFAO, I am so DEAD!!!!!

LMFAO, I am so DEAD!!!!!
Awwwww Shucks's picture

ROFL! I thought I was the

ROFL! I thought I was the only one who thought this.
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AS IF YO DUMB ASS CAPABLE OF

AS IF YO DUMB ASS CAPABLE OF THINKIN!!! YOU RIGHT! YOU ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR CAUSE THAT WHAT PIGS DO! ROLL AROUND IN MUD LOOKING FOR SOMETHIN TO EAT BUT IF YOU ASK ME, AIN'T SHIT FUNNY ABOUT THAT!!!! GREASY SHITHOLE!!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

ONE QUESTION???? HOW A BLIND

ONE QUESTION???? HOW A BLIND BITCH GONE ENVISION ANYTHING?????? ALL YO FAT ASS DO IS EAT!! THAT'S HOW YOU LOST YO FUCKIN RETINA BITCH!!! IT GOT FILLED WIT GREASE AND CRUMBS YOU WHALETASTIC ASS BITCH!!!!!! AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT MY COMPUTER IS MORE UP TO DATE THAN YO PANTIES YOU NASTY ASS UNCLEAN UNFRESH ASS BITCH!!!!!AND HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT I ALWAYS RESPOND TO A BEYONCE POST IF YO PATHETIC ASS WASN'T FOLLOWING ME INTO EVERY BEYONCE POST YOU FUCKED UP FINGER WAVES HAVING STALKER ASS BITCH!!!!! GET A FUCK LIFE, THEN SOME FUCKIN FRIENDS, AND IN THAT FUCKIN ORDER!!!YOU RAT MOUTH, INFECTED NIPPLE, FISH AND CHIPS SMELL OCHO CINCO LOOKIN MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! AND WHY SHOULD I BE LOCKED IN A PADDED ROOM WIT CHO CRAZY ASS MAMA WHO THINK THINK ALIENS ARE LOOKING FOR HER UGLY ASS!!!!! CLEARLY SOMETHIN GOTTA BE WRONG WIT HER IF SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YO WORTHLESS ASS!!!!!! THE BITCH WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN BETTER OFF STICKIN A BOMB UP HER FUCKIN UTERUS!!!!!
Rena1970's picture

WELL DAMN! (Gucci voice)

WELL DAMN! (Gucci voice)
laydeegirl's picture

Well you certainly have a

Well you certainly have a “vivid” (really “delusional” but however you choose to define it) imagination for someone who doesn’t know anyone you try to attack. Just what the hell is rattling around in that tiny ass beer can you call a head because it certainly isn’t a brain? How am I blind when I see you for exactly what you are? I've got eyes to see you need to take yourself back to your obesityhelp and lapbandtalk profiles, because that’s what you and your gallbladder are really mad about. I draw my conclusion based on the evidence you frequently provide. If I struck a nerve I must have been right about something. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, you are a verified threat level stage five creeper. Shut down your busted computer, get some help, and GET A FRIGGIN LIFE! You're forty-plus years of age "Rena Stimpy", you need to grow the fuck up.'post' *click* ☮♥☺!
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@peace Silas, you are

@peace Silas, you are FUNNY!!! LMAO your description is smh dying out of laughter. no shade @ RENA, im just saying she is funny.
sexybrownpyt's picture

lmao okay cause im just so

lmao okay cause im just so lost to who would write a whole book on someone they dont like. makes no since bahaha

YOU RETARDED NIGGA ASS BITCH

YOU RETARDED NIGGA ASS BITCH GO LEARN HOW TO SPELL "SINCE" BEFORE YOU GO THROWING UP IN A FUCKIN SENTENCE. I SEE WHY YOU LIKE BEYONCE!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE EXTREMELY DUMB!!!!!
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