*NSFW* NFLer Brandon Spikes Fumbles His Own Sex Tape!
Apparently, Montana Fishburne wasn't the only celebrity inspired by Kim Kardashian's sex tape. New England Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes just made a real low-budget knockoff of the Kim/Ray-J experience. Complete with bad lighting and bad camera angles, it must be the worst sex tape ever.
We have it for you when you read on (but don't do it at work...well, maybe a peek)...
Don't bother to pop your corn...this will only take a minute. Well actually it will take eleven painfully bad minutes. You have Brandon looking like a brokedown Ray J, and his groupie chick looking like a low budget Kim K. This Brandon Spikes went on the now closed down (as of yesterday) website Chat Roulette. It's where people who would rather have video chat sex with strangers than real sex with real people go to kick it:
SIDEBAR: If you're gonna do the deed, DO THE DAMN DEED. Stop posing for the cameras and doing a half ass job. AT LEAST be on-point with it.
And Brandon can't deny that it's him in the tape as his photos of have now surfaced with his new tatts that match the tattoos in the video. Dum Dum.
When you are an athlete getting paid the big NFL bucks, you can't go around web-chatting on adult hook-up sites like no one will recognize and put you on blast. And here I was thinking he couldn't do anything worse than that pink suit.
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at least she wasn't getting a
at least she wasn't getting a backshot like KIM K. They are all hoes. KIM K is the leader of the pack. You all sure that wasn't KIM K before all the botox and plastic surgery, sure looks like her. She does like to get around with the Football dudes.
7:39 pm - Sep 2, '10
What a small cock And she
What a small cock
And she looking for fame
Cant even suck a dick
Bet she cant even ride it
Goodbye
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10:22 pm - Sep 1, '10
men are so fukkin stoopid.
men are so fukkin stoopid. they'd rather lay with a whack bitch like this or kim k (for status points cuz she's fine). these hoes couldn't sukk or fukk a dykk if they got paid for it. they need to get an average chik who'd sukk the skin off that muhfukka. that was a pure waste of time.
7:38 pm - Sep 1, '10
HILARIOUS but I can dig it!
HILARIOUS but I can dig it! LMAO...she was EXTRA wack! lol
8:44 am - Sep 3, '10
That was wack
That was wack
5:18 pm - Sep 1, '10
Y do I wanna watch 11 min of
Y do I wanna watch 11 min of her storkin a penis Ima need some real action
11:57 am - Sep 1, '10
She is too busy looking at
She is too busy looking at herself to do anything! Mines is WAAAYYYY BETTER THAN THIS!!!1
10:51 am - Sep 1, '10
That was a horrible sextape.
That was a horrible sextape. you should see mine!
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9:14 am - Sep 1, '10
Bump this booty sex tape that
Bump this booty sex tape that music in tha background beatin hard like King King! LOL
9:04 am - Sep 1, '10
I know Kim and RayJay are
I know Kim and RayJay are laughing their asses off.
8:06 am - Sep 1, '10
Brandon you are dumb! you are
Brandon you are dumb! you are very very dumb lol syke.
I hope that bullet she pulled out was for her and not you. Either you're not satisfying her or you more interested in the bullet than her pum pum. or maybe you guys were just finish and gearing up for round 2. Lets hope!!
8:04 am - Sep 1, '10
Normally, when I hear sex
Normally, when I hear sex tape, I'm like "oooh." This was more like "ugh." I went for excited to bored in 3.5 seconds. Can this even classify as a sex tape? I should have trusted my better judgement to not watch this.
4:10 am - Sep 1, '10
I DUNNO WATS WORST-THE PEPTO
I DUNNO WATS WORST-THE PEPTO BISMOL SUIT HE'S WEARING OR THAT JOKE OF A "SEX TAPE" THAT ACTUALLY HAD NO SEX...LOL
2:46 am - Sep 1, '10
ANOTHER IGNORANT BROTHER WHO
ANOTHER IGNORANT BROTHER WHO DOESN'T REALIZE THAT THE CHICK JUST WANTS PUBLICITY AND CAN'T STAND HIS ASS! THIS CHICK IS FAKING IT SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANNA TOUCH HIM!
2:17 am - Sep 1, '10
She was smoking hot. Brandon
She was smoking hot. Brandon is doing his thing. She needs to work on her blowjob skills though but when you're hot like that it's OK
1:38 am - Sep 1, '10
why is the video actaully
why is the video actaully posted on the site?wtf
1:13 am - Sep 1, '10
are they watching tv! cause
are they watching tv! cause the girl seems more interested in whatever their watching. Lol at one point she completely left him to concentrate on the screen, dude had to please himself lol. clearly she's not into him. the poor delusional punk!!
11:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
finally caught this video and
finally caught this video and i HATE i even watched it. wth is this? not a sex tape more like a "heeeyyy lets look in the camera and play with my boobs & ur wee-wee" wth! ne who..she needs a lesson on the thingy anyway sooo moving on.
11:41 pm - Aug 31, '10
The pink panther was working
The pink panther was working a limp noodle because kimk2 had a vagina and even though he tried to place said noodle in her mouth she appears to be saying" never gonna get it,never get it" at least until I get paid like my sis kimk1
10:55 pm - Aug 31, '10
I'm more ashamed of the 'Bama
I'm more ashamed of the 'Bama azz suit. LOL
9:50 pm - Aug 31, '10
I went to UF and I am not
I went to UF and I am not surprised. All those football players were freaks and wannabe freaks. The only difference between then and now is that they have more money and access to explore their freakdom. LOL
Still a proud Gator! :)
9:48 pm - Aug 31, '10
LMAO @ The Pink suit. Due to
LMAO @ The Pink suit. Due to his fug face and the underwhelming reviews I would just like to pass on the video. LMAO @ Pink suit.
9:41 pm - Aug 31, '10
B this is really how you
B this is really how you represent the GATOR NATION?!?! OMG i can't believe this is the same guy I met and hung with in Springs. My oh my how money has changed you. SN: it wasn't a sex tape. they were doing things for the other people that were watching onthe site it appears to me....
8:10 pm - Aug 31, '10
11 minutes of my
11 minutes of my life...wasted.. ZZZZZZZZZZ. This is the worst Sexless Sex Tape I've ever seen lol
7:38 pm - Aug 31, '10
SMH at this foolishness...
SMH at this foolishness...
7:27 pm - Aug 31, '10
Let me guess... this is the
Let me guess... this is the comment that will be made on his behalf to the public.
"She was my girlfriend of 5 years. We were in a deeply committed relationship and decided to celebrate our love and sexuality with a sex tape that was made to be private and between us. Somehow the sex tape got in the hands of the wrong person, and has now been released. We are both deeply saddened by this tragedy, and plan to sue any and all those who have plans to publicly exhibit this tape. We however, in no way made this tape to become famous. We in no way did this tape to follow in the footsteps of the Hollywood trend of releasing your own sex tape for publicity to get famous. We are victims in the matter. However, we have decided mutually that this tape will be released simulataneously to VIVID ENTERTAINMENT for a couply million dollars. Anyone interested in viewing our tape to help us get more richer and famous, please go download our tape at vivid.com for $17.99. Please help, the chick in the video needs new hair extensions. And I need relevancy"
*Sarcastic Sigh*
6:57 pm - Aug 31, '10
Brandon you are fat, lazy,
Brandon you are fat, lazy, lame and gross......Ray J and Kim's tape was much better and more believable..... Oh and who in the fuuuuuk wears a long pink suit, where they do that at???
6:50 pm - Aug 31, '10
Considering how disgusting
Considering how disgusting his face and hair is I thought his johnson would look like an old shoe, but look he's kept the coco butter close by. Having giving him that compliment, he will not get another. That tape was wack as shit. He should be embarassed. That chic didn't want any of him but I'm sure she's hanging around cause he's getting her hair done or whatever. He'll be broke in two years once he gets kicked out of the league. He'll end up doing another tape to try and play this one down...AND HE'LL GO TO FAR.
5:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
A LOW SLEF STEEM BUSTERD AND
A LOW SLEF STEEM BUSTERD AND THEN IS GOING TO BLAIM A BLACK WOMEN OR HIS FATHER THAT LEFT HIM 300 YEARS AGO...
LISTEN SHE IS ONLY DOING YOU WITH THAT FACE LIKE SHE IS EATING ACID, CAUSE YOU HAVE MONEY THAT IS ALL.... i bet it smell as hell that is why she is making faces... WHEN A WOMEN LOVES YOU, WOULD NOT LET YOU WEAR THAT SHIT... I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU... ANYWAYS CONTINUE TO fff@#$%#@@$% CAUSE YOU HAVE NO BRAINS BUT A SLEEPING ASS DICK
5:33 pm - Aug 31, '10
He might be gay,cuz he didn't
He might be gay,cuz he didn't seem that into her .
5:31 pm - Aug 31, '10
This shit look so dumb and he
This shit look so dumb and he is playing with himself more then she is two dumb hoes
5:23 pm - Aug 31, '10
Somebody call Karine!! Now!!
Somebody call Karine!! Now!! This girl needs a class in a hurry. SUPERHEAD!!!
5:21 pm - Aug 31, '10
YES LAWD!!!! SHE'S WORSE THAN
YES LAWD!!!! SHE'S WORSE THAN CHIPPY D!!! I HOPE SHE WAS A FREE HOE B/C HE NEEDS HIS $$$ BACK IF HE EVEN GAVE HER A QUARTER!!!....JENNY JONES!!!!
5:32 pm - Aug 31, '10
AND DAMN SHE LOOKED LIKE KOBE
AND DAMN SHE LOOKED LIKE KOBE BRYANTS WIFE, VANESSA. LIKE SISTERS.....JENNY JONES!!!
5:34 pm - Aug 31, '10
Welp, at least it look like
Welp, at least it look like he gotta big peen. I was entertained
5:15 pm - Aug 31, '10
That was beyond WACK! *yawn*
That was beyond WACK! *yawn*
4:43 pm - Aug 31, '10
Thats why white people laugh
Thats why white people laugh at us.........you get some money and you go and get a taylor made pink suit.....laugh on...just sayn
4:33 pm - Aug 31, '10
next
next
4:27 pm - Aug 31, '10
I wonder if he's embarrassed
I wonder if he's embarrassed by this at all.
4:18 pm - Aug 31, '10
that chick was WACK ass hell
that chick was WACK ass hell (she's pretty though). WORST sex tape out... 11 minutes of fuckery
4:04 pm - Aug 31, '10
Um..that was the wackest BJ
Um..that was the wackest BJ EVER!!! BORING!!...she was trying her hardest not to put that d*ck in her mouth
4:02 pm - Aug 31, '10
As a former UF Gator myself I
As a former UF Gator myself I can truly say they he has shamed us lol
3:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
too funny
too funny
5:50 pm - Aug 31, '10
As a former UF Gator myself I
As a former UF Gator myself I can truly say they he has shamed us lol
3:56 pm - Aug 31, '10
This is so sad, Jesus is on
This is so sad, Jesus is on his way back,there is too much sick stuff going on,he is not pleased.............
3:54 pm - Aug 31, '10
#EPICFAIL Forreal! He's super
#EPICFAIL Forreal! He's super lame for this vid... But he is packing tho... #HUNG
3:41 pm - Aug 31, '10
WTF! Boy if this aint Sodom
WTF! Boy if this aint Sodom and Gamorrah I don't know what is. These are the ends of days for real. The stupid shyt these athletes do is beyond me.
3:18 pm - Aug 31, '10
LMAO @ tht pink suit!
LMAO @ tht pink suit!
2:59 pm - Aug 31, '10
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