Foolywang Material: Who The Hell Wants Saaphyri's Lip Chap?+Khia Makes Her "Ass Talk"

Mar 03 | by Natasha

What better way to get through a Monday than with foolywang material like this. Saaphyri (winner of Charm School) has made a commercial for her new UNISEX brand of lip moisturizer properly branded as "Lip Chap". And no, this ish is not a joke:

Actually, as long as she's offering up a swag bag for Flav and his crusty ass petri dish that is his mouth, I have no problems. Khia has a brand new track that's leaked. It called "Ass Talk" and features Maceo:

Is it bad that I like "Snatch the Cat Back" better? Whatev. The Randomness:

The Game went to jail last night to sevre his sentence, but did we really need t-shirts to commemorate this foolishness?
Kanye addresses his denied status into the Balenciaga show.

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clearly she saaphryi didn't

clearly she saaphryi didn't learn a dam thing from Charm School

by lena
12:40 am - Mar 4, '08

I have to say it was to sexy!

I have to say it was to sexy! Borderline porno! But,I give her credit for trying. Besides that I don't see anything wrong with the name of the product. It is simple and straight to the point. I refuse to knock her hussle. To me she looked great. Her body was toned and her make up and her looked nice. I have seem her look alot worse. If it hit Walmart, I will buy it! Do your thing girl and shake all these hater off!!!

by C-note
12:47 am - Mar 4, '08

[quote comment="44868"]I

[quote comment="44868"]I WOULDN'T BE MAD AT A SISTA FOR TRYING TO GET PAID BUT WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH LIP CHAP...I'M JUST SAYING.[/quote] For real!WTF kind of commercial is that and Khia needs her ass whipped

by dee
12:52 am - Mar 4, '08

can i get a hell no for

can i get a hell no for safari how ever you spell her name...same for khia

by nasia
12:53 am - Mar 4, '08

CTFU @ "…lookin’ like a

CTFU @ "…lookin’ like a special needs patient with a lace front wig & pre-school clothes on."

by Chan
12:58 am - Mar 4, '08

SMH! FIRST........SAP..AND

SMH! FIRST........SAP..AND THIS LIP CHAP..LORD..IF THAT AINT THE MOST GHETTOIST THING I EVER SEEN AND THEN AT THE END SHE ATTEMPTS TO LOOK CUTE BY RUBBIN THE LIP CHAP ON UR MOUTH..AINT NOTHING SEXY ABOUT RUBBIN SOME CARMEX LIKE LIP CHAP ON UR MOUTH..SHE NEED TO BE SHOT UP AND THEN SHOT DOWN.. SECOND...MACEO...HE NEED TO PUT IS OWN WORDS OF HIS SONG IN EFFECT AND "GO SIT DOWN" AND KAIAH WHATEVER HER NAME IS..SOMEBODY NEED TO BEAT HUR UP AND BREAK HUR NECK AND HER BACK AND MAKE SURE SHE NEVER CREATE ANOTHER TRACK

by KUTTY_0_S0_PHR3SH
1:07 am - Mar 4, '08

LIP CHAP AND AND ASS

LIP CHAP AND AND ASS CLAP...OK...I AM STR8 ****DEAD****LMAO.....The two of these tricksters should do a stripper's convention....featuring Khia and LIP CHAP (I can see the ad...".if your ass is chap...use some lip chap", that'll make your ass talk for sure! LMAO!!!!....MY HEAD HURTS FROM LAUGHING...LATER YBF Peeps!

by ThatBKChick
5:39 am - Mar 4, '08

If she doesn't GTFOH with

If she doesn't GTFOH with that mess!! WTH!!?

by mstld
1:34 am - Mar 4, '08

Hilarious!!! Lip Chap. I

Hilarious!!! Lip Chap. I could lurk no longer on this one... at least her body is hot :-D

by Living PLush
1:41 am - Mar 4, '08

That's what happens when you

That's what happens when you give a broke bitch money. she had no sense of style and had no idea how to spend the money. hot ass mess. I'm going to get roasted, but I love Kia. Let the roasting begin!

by BMW
6:06 am - Mar 4, '08

[quote

[quote comment="44903"]SASPHYRI IS JUST SELLING OR TRYING TO SELL A PRODUCT ITS NO MORE DIFFRENT THAN MAJORITY OF FEMALE ARTISTS! I DONT SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS[/quote] JUJU are you for real? I mean seriously, that piece of shit commercial for lack of a better word is a whole lot "....different than majority of female artist" I'm all for empowering women to be their own bosses, starting their own businesses and while I do believe sex sells and that is not always a bad or negative thing, but there is something undeniably wrong with the image Saaphyri is portraying in her "Lip Chap" commercial, this commercial alone enforces soo many stereotypes of black women, the most blatant one is the over sexed image/ stereotype of us, like our minds follow our bodies, like we have nothing more to offer but our bodies it's almost like she was saying there is no other way that I can put my product out there in a smart, uplifting, tasteful, decent way to my people, I mean this is freaking Lip Chap not a commercial for Saaphyri's undies or boy shorts, COME ON, now I'm not prudish or just finger pointing for the hell of it but I'm sure there was another direction that this commercial could have went in even with a hint or subtly of sex-y-ness, it doesn't always have to be in your face or over the top, were so much better than that. Oh My God Khia the same goes for Ms. Ass Tak to. BC

by Blaqcurrant
6:06 am - Mar 4, '08

Why oh Why?? I can understand

Why oh Why?? I can understand wanting to make a name for your self but this just isn't the way! The woman is selling lip gloss and all I can see is boobs and booty!! She ought to be ashamed of herself. And Khia or who ever she is...music strictly for the "strip club" yep, that's as far as acting that way will get you!!!

by Mrs Mocha
1:45 am - Mar 4, '08

that comercial was simply to

that comercial was simply to much.

by CHIC AND ZESTY
1:57 am - Mar 4, '08

i have to read the rest of

i have to read the rest of this when i get home. yall have me over here shedding real live tears and bout to bust a gut!! im comin lizbeth. this is the big one!

by bubblin brown shuga
2:11 am - Mar 4, '09

In the words of her wish she

In the words of her wish she had, crusty, make me a d list star like you" boo," WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

by Christina_keys
2:07 am - Mar 4, '08

Objectification anyone?

by Moni
7:16 am - Mar 4, '08

[quote comment="44881"]I felt

[quote comment="44881"]I felt like i was watching the interlude to one of those low budget pornos... Can you say Booty Talk 12??!![/quote] Yes yes yes!!! That's what it looked like! I knew her commercial looked wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it...anyway Khia looks like she scratches a lot....she just looks itchy. Maybe it's just me...

by supachoklit
10:15 pm - Mar 4, '08

Oh Sapphyri! I was on her

Oh Sapphyri! I was on her side. When I heard she was coming out with he "lip chap", I had even planned on purchasing a tube or two....UNTIL I SAW THIS ISH! WDF?? Why did I think she was one of the less skanky FOL alumni. I demand a recount! She needs to turn in her "Charm School" crown immediately. Where's Leliene???

by Sahra
5:39 am - Mar 5, '08

Yall better shut yo

Yall better shut yo mouth..You know Saaphari from 54th and Crenshaw, don't get it twisted....rotfl

by SophiaJanelle
5:44 am - Mar 5, '08

That's easily the hottest

That's easily the hottest that Saaphyri has looked, fuck Khia, when Saaphyri was on her knees I wish that she made her ass clap.

by MajorKnuckles
8:18 am - Mar 4, '08

BTW Natasha you need to boot

BTW Natasha you need to boot ole girl camilla for advertising one of the fakest sites ever known to man and cause she really believes the sh*t they post on there!! NEXT

by SophiaJanelle
5:51 am - Mar 5, '08

Ewwwwwwww @ Saaphyri's lip

Ewwwwwwww @ Saaphyri's lip chap commercial! Just yuck! And Snatch The Cat Back is much better than that ish...

by Erin
8:22 am - Mar 4, '08

Lip Chap = Carmex with some

Lip Chap = Carmex with some Sapphyri essence. Aw hell the spell check on this chick's name. 2008 Black People Resolution - stop making up names. What is this, a combo of Sapphire and Safari? Jesus take the wheel. Please

by La Reine
8:37 am - Mar 4, '08

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Jai
9:34 pm - Mar 3, '08

khia ia fine!!!!!!!!!

by una
9:34 pm - Mar 3, '08

Lip Chap!! WTF who finances

Lip Chap!! WTF who finances these crazy ventures. Booooooo to them!

by cali-princess
9:34 pm - Mar 3, '08

SapphireSafari whatever the

SapphireSafari whatever the hell your name is: 1 Word: "Vaseline is already available at CVS' nationwide". So sit down. ...lookin' like a special needs patient with a lace front wig & pre-school clothes on.

by danielle babez
9:36 pm - Mar 3, '08

Yes I agree They BOTH look

Yes I agree They BOTH look like they stink especially Khia who are the men that mess with her seriously I don't know one guy that would come near her tattooes everywhere her hair just gross and make that ass talk that is just nasty let's be real..

by C-Dub
8:42 am - Mar 4, '08

Is she selling lip chap or

Is she selling lip chap or tits and ass?? A song called "Ass Talk"...hmmm and you actually want to be taken seriously?? Khia's stankin ass needs to quit.

by Chelly's 2 Cents..
9:36 pm - Mar 3, '08

The stuff shown in this post

The stuff shown in this post are evidence of what is wrong with us as a people. This makes me want to shed some tears.

by Ms. 305
9:39 pm - Mar 3, '08

[quote

[quote comment="44852"]Hey...did anyone else hear Saaphyri is engaged to Suge Knight?[/quote] I don't know if she's engaged to him, but I know she's having a baby for him, I guess she has to make some kind of hustle for her baby since Deathrow filed for bankruptcy... info: www.mediatakeout.com

by camilla
2:36 am - Mar 4, '08

lmao well its a joke to

lmao well its a joke to me the lip chap, and that song. horrible

by Tashur
8:51 am - Mar 4, '08

yes, pure foolishness indeed

by hard2resist
9:40 pm - Mar 3, '08

Saaphyri ....wow...she looks

Saaphyri ....wow...she looks like she stinks Khia........uuum.... she looks like she stinks also, from her hair to her ugly fugly body. (she is the shit)...i bet she smells like it. Somebody need to invent ....hoe scrub or stank be gone...please

by nychele
9:42 pm - Mar 3, '08

I just wanna know what her

I just wanna know what her pullin' on her drawls and stickin' out her ta-tas has to do with pushin' some dang chapstick? That is just dang WRONG! lol

by Vanz
9:44 pm - Mar 3, '08

LMAO. But this is just not

LMAO. But this is just not funny. I feel her on wanting to be enterprising and I know they, whoever they are, say sex sells but this is just a gross display of FOOLYWANG material. Even if I wanted to support the sister she has just turned me off. And the last time I checked you don't have to be naked to sell lip gloss and if it's for the men...Men DON’Tt wear glossy chap stick. Oh my brain hurts!

by Truday
9:44 pm - Mar 3, '08

yo i got dem same earings

yo i got dem same earings from the beauty supply store..lol...

by Tai
9:13 am - Mar 4, '08

took the words out my mouth!

by Nina
9:45 pm - Mar 3, '08

talkin bout saphyri

*talkin bout saphyri*

by Tai
9:13 am - Mar 4, '08

whatever....

by HELLO?
9:46 pm - Mar 3, '08

lol. ok, who is she marketing

lol. ok, who is she marketing this too? being as though guys aren't wearing this why would she come out with such a salacious commercial. i'm still waiting for a big SIKE. lol

by kisha
9:46 pm - Mar 3, '08

What in the LIP CHAP HELL?

What in the LIP CHAP HELL? Black people WE must do better.

by You know who this is
9:48 pm - Mar 3, '08

WHY IS SHE WHISPERIN? WHY IS

WHY IS SHE WHISPERIN? WHY IS SHE ON DA FLOOR? WHY SHE GOT HER FINGER IN HER MOUTH? WHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A PHONE SEX COMMERCIAL? WHY SHE KEEP..OH GAWD! WHY JUST WHY?

by blklove
9:57 pm - Mar 3, '08

Miss saphaayri needs to cut

Miss saphaayri needs to cut it out. It looks like one of the sex hotline commmercials you see in the middle of the night.

by Shy
9:58 pm - Mar 3, '08

----FOOLYWANG...how pathetic

----FOOLYWANG...how pathetic was that porno/commercial...omg...moving on... ----What happened to all of the wonderful changes in charm school? ----I am confused...where is that hypocrite Monique at?

by Dani
10:00 pm - Mar 3, '08

After seeing Sapphryi or

After seeing Sapphryi or whatever the hell her name is...I threw up in my mouth!

by Stacy Holt
10:02 pm - Mar 3, '08

Sasparilla needs to sell that

Sasparilla needs to sell that Lip Chap to Kootie Khia to put on her crusty ass....BOO to the lip chap AND the funky song WTF!!

by JT-ATX
2:52 am - Mar 4, '08

What is so wrong with some

What is so wrong with some lip chap? You betta stop talking about her before she bust you in the head with some flowers!!!

by LeAnne
10:04 pm - Mar 3, '08

Despite the craziness and

Despite the craziness and embarassing footage that has become Saphaaryi's commercial. The girl done lost some weight and shaped it up. She looks cute! (compared to what she was looking like on Charm School and Flavor Of Love!)

by Mario'sMom
10:07 pm - Mar 3, '08

Call me crazy, but dang if

Call me crazy, but dang if that lip chap doesn't have a beautiful luster! (typing into my browser: www.saaphyri.com) NOT! lol! Come on people! Women like this keep better women (like me)on thier toes, so watch in disgust and wish her luck. If she makes something out of herself remind yourself that GOD blesses who he wants to. But that diesn't mean that women such as Saphy(however you spell that awful name)ri, can't try. This reminds me of when I was young and used to think certain not-cute things were indeed cute, and they weren't. We all have to grow.