Ok ya'll...this is the last time I'ma mention Jada's scaryness...but this is funny.
Now ya'll know she look like Rick James. Ok...movin on...
The Versace (pronounced "Ver-sah-chee" for those of ya'll strugglin) store in Great Britain had a fabulous re-launching party this week. I woulda been in heaven.
Ms. Mariah was there looking decent..I guess. Wait...what is that ice on her 4th finger left hand about?? Hmmm..My faith in her is such a rubberband right now. She stretches me to my limit of annoyance then bounces me back with a few acts of fabulousness. *Sigh.*
Kanye West and Donatella Versace
Donatella looks ridiculously plastic. It's just not even discussable at this point.
Yup...we goin internationally fabulous now ya'll! This is UK R&B singer Jamelia. Oooh-wee girl. You need to gon head and lay it down in the house cuz that just looks painful. Congrats though!
And that's UK black singer/actress Aret Komsly. She's got a fab look.
Mariah and Kanye at Versace's Great Britain Store Re-Launch
Watch out Em. K-Dubb tryna take ya girl.
The Hurricane Relief benefits were pretty much the place to be these past coupla weeks.
The Fashion For Relief benefit during Fashion Week was hosted by Naomi Campbell at NY's Bryant Park Tents and it looked pretty fab.
Brandy at the Fashion for Relief benefit
I decided to post a pic of Brandy from behind cuz 1) it's a much better angle for her than her Mrs. Potato Head front, 2) you ca catch a glimpse of the tat of ex-fiancee Q's FACE on her back (was she on that s*it when she did that??) and 3) ol boy in the background is hilarious. He seriously thinks it's his time to shine but he is sadly mistaken.
And to think I was gon give some credit to Janice for changing her hair color.
But that heffa changed it to this nonsense! Diddy...you are in the same place as ya momma at this event. Please assist her before you get sued again, but this time for negligence.
Beyonce' made a surprise appearance and walked the runway for Relief. Well ain't that just grand. Fabulous as always.
Amerie and Gwen Steffani stopped by to show some support.
Whoa... Foxy Brown has come out of hiding ya'll.
I guess since Kim was gettin ready to be locked up she felt much safer to roam the streets. I'm lovin those shoes though.
She still got it.
Damon Dash and his chick Rachel Roy
Damn Dame...either you real short or she's real tall. Now ya'll know anywhere B is Jigga is...but not here. Guess they didn't wanna confront that beef while at a charity function.
And Naomi decided to be photographed with EVERYBODY for the paparazzi:
Naomi and Diddy
Naomi and Chris Tucker
Damn Chris is still cute.
Naomi and Veronica Webb
David Banner's Hurricane Benefit Concert at NYC's B.B. King looked crunker than an actual hip hop concert.
Oooooh David, honey. We can really do without your shirt being off. I know you curunk for Katrina and all...but gon head and calm that down a bit if this is what it makes you do.
E! Reporter and MTV VJ Amanda Diva
Amanda Diva was up in that piece. I've kicked it with Diva before...real cool chick.
Now I know I talked about Keyshia Cole having unnecessary 3 tone hair...but even this 1 tone color aint that cute (yes....that's her and I got other pics from the event to prove it). Oh well...she tried. And Remy Ma lookin real rough...her usual.
I KNOW Dave ain't leave his show to go kick it with some rappers. Everytime I turn around that boy out kickin it. Oh well...come back soon Dave.
Memphis Bleek came to kick it and perform.
Talib Kweli came and wrecked shop.
And Q-Tip was chillin in the cut. I love me some him.
Our favorite couple B and Hov were spotted attending the Jon Bon Jovi listening party for Bon Jovi's new album this week.
Now I don't know why ya'll tryna hide up there in VIP.
The "Big Apple to the Big Easy Benefit" was held at Madison Square Garden yesterday.
Aaron Neville was sangin his heart out. Everytime I hear that song he made for New Orleans post-Katrina, tears well up. So I have to turn off the tv.
Lenny Kravitz was gettin his Ray Charles on.
Biiiiiilll. I love you so and I always will....(It's a song ya'll). Pres. Clinton stopped by and spread some hope. Bill...come back and save us...please.
And finally...is it just me or is Kelly Rowland lookin uberly pretty these days.
La La, Kelly, and Michelle at Hotel MTV
Kelly and Michelle chillaxin at the Ritz Carlton pool
Kelly outside the Mandrin hotel in London
- "If the ride is mo fly...then you must buy." That Snoop cracks me up on the Buick commercial.
- Alicia Keys will kick off the new season of Unplugged on MTV. Her Unplugged album is gonna be HOT. "Unbreakable" is the first single off the LP. Story
- I just still can't believe Phil came back. And Kobe talkin a whole lotta mess that he don't believe himself. Story
- For everyone wondering/e-mailing me bout where Lil Kim's sentence will play out, it's at the Federal Detention Center in Philidelphia. Here's where to write: Kimberly Jones 56198-054 Fdc Philadelphia Federal Detention Center P.o.box 562 Philadelphia, Pa 19106
- Since Martha Stewart's new show has absolutely nan a black person up on that piece...I'm now boycotting the show. Boo.
Fab tip o' the day: I apologize for talkin up the new Baby Phat perfume. That mug does not smell all that great and is not worth the $50. The sales lady at the perfume counter today even told me a whole lotta people are disappointed when they try it. I agree.
I'm a Chanel girl...can't go wrong with any of those fabulous perfumes.